What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
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