Kangaroo Puns

You will get a real kick from these wacky kangaroo puns.

Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
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