Kangaroo Puns

You will get a real kick from these wacky kangaroo puns.

Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
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