Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.