I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
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