What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
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