Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
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