What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
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