Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
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