Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!