Rabbit Puns

What's up doc? We glad you hopped by for a dose of our funny bunny puns! As our most famous rabbit used to say:

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.

What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
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