What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!