Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
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