What's up doc? We glad you hopped by for a dose of our funny bunny puns! As our most famous rabbit used to say:

What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.

What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.