What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
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