Take a bite out of our hilarious shark puns!

How did the hammerhead do on his test?
He nailed it.
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
There’s a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is.
Personally, I think it’s the sea.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
How did the shark do on his test?
Fin-Tastic!
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
Where are sharks from?
Finland!
What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
An M.C. Hammerhead.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.