What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
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