Brrrr....brrrrrrrr.,,,,birrrrrrrrdddd! Welcome to the coolest place, literally, in the pun section! Welcome to PENGUIN PUNS!

Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
What birds like to write?
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
What do Penguins like to eat?
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.