How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.