How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
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