What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
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