What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
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