Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
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