I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
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