Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
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