I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
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