What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!