If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
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My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
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