I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
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