Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Go to BabaMail
