You'll never forget our huge elephant puns list!

What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.