What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.