What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
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