What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.