When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?