When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
French, French Revolution
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
French people give me the crepes.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.