Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
French, French Revolution
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
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