If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
French, French Revolution
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
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