What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Can I be Candide with you?
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
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