French people give me the crepes.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
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