Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
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