It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
French people give me the crepes.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
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