Welcome to the Geographic Humor of country puns!

Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
Can I be Candide with you?
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.

So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!