Welcome to the Geographic Humor of country puns!

I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
Can I be Candide with you?
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!