Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
French people give me the crepes.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Can I be Candide with you?
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
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