What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
French, French Revolution
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
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