Lobster Puns

Shell we get right to the point? These Lobster Puns are a Treat!

Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
How does a lobster answer the phone?
My lobster's name is:
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
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