Shell we get right to the point? These Lobster Puns are a Treat!

here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
My lobster's name is:
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.