Ant Puns

They may be tiny, but we are exuber-ant to show you our huge list of ant puns!

Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
What do you call a clever ant?
Brilli-ant.
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.
What do you call an ant who joins the army?
Milit-ant.
What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of antibodies.
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
What do you get when you cross ants with ticks?
All sorts of antics.
What do you call an insect that can’t drink milk?
Lactose intoler-ant.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
What do you call a well-dressed ant?
Eleg-ant.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.
What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.
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