How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
Don't worry, bee happy!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
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