Welcome to Bee Puns! Bee warned though, bee puns really sting!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What do bees call wasps?
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
What sport do wasps love?
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.

Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
Don't worry, bee happy!
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.