How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
Don't worry, bee happy!
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
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