My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
Don't worry, bee happy!
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