In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
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