Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.