What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
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