I've been thinking of U periodically.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Your presents is requested.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Eggs love you."
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
He’s an elf-made man.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Rebel without a Claus.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
You have a pizza my heart.
Best in snow.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
I have the final sleigh.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
You are pitcher perfect.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
You snooze. You booze.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Icy what you did there.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Sips getting real.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
"There's no bunny like you."
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
The pint’s the limit.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Resting Grinch face.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
I love you meow and forever.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I can heartly wait to see you.
You’re brew-tiful!
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
This is snow laughing matter!
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!