This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
She has high elf-esteem.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Some bunny loves you."
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Wear green, or leaf.
I have the final sleigh.
Fir sure.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
A round of Santa-plause, please.
You are un-beer-lievable!
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I followed my heart to you.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Snow on and snow forth.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
He’s my pinch charming.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
I'm the life of the paddy.
I wood never leaf you.
Snow on and snow forth.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Irish you were beer.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Yule be sorry.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
I call the shots.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Make it rein.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
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