What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Fir sure.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Wear green, or leaf.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
"Eggs-cuse me."
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Believe in your elf.
Irish you luck.
I find you very a-peeling.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
It's ice to meet you.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Sip, sip, horray!
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
You’re my pot of gold.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
We’re in a-green-ment.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Beer-lieve it or not!
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
He’s an elf-made man.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
I love you meow and forever.
I’ll never fir-get.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
"There's no bunny like you."
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
"Having a good hare day."
I can heartly wait to see you.
Distill my beating heart.
Up to snow good.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
I'm pine-ing for you.
Rebel without a Claus.
You snow the drill.
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