Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Sip, sip, horray!
Cutest clover in the patch.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
You snooze. You booze.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Treat yo'elf.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
This is snow laughing matter!
Can’t pinch this.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
I’ll be there in a pinch.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Snow thank you.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
I’m elf-taught.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Gold riddance.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
I call the shots.
It takes one to snow one.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Let’s take an elfie.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I think I found my perfect match
Sleigh, what?!
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
You're the ruler of my heart.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
"That's all, yolks."
You’re as sweet as Pi.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
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