Happy Holidays! Here is where you can come at any important holiday to get your best holiday puns!

I'm fondue you, it's true
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I told you snow.
I find you very a-peeling.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
"Just don't carrot all."
My love for you simply radiates.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
As it snow happens.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Don’t go bacon my heart.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
I can heartly wait to see you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
"What an egg-citing day."