What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I’m fondue you.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
It’s snow joke.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Say it ain’t snow.
The pint’s the limit.
People are always after me lucky charms.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Get clover it, babe.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I find you very a-peeling.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Up to snow good.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
I'm the life of the paddy.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
You snow the drill.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
You’re brew-tiful!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Yoda one for me!
Rebel without a Claus.
Love at frost sight!
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Yule be sorry.
Best in snow.