Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Time to spruce things up.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
You shamrock my world.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
I'm pine-ing for you.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Keep calm and leprech-on.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Snow on and snow forth.
Icy what you did there.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
"There's no bunny like you."
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
How rude-olf of you.
"You can't beat me."
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
"Just one hot chick."
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
"Some bunny loves you."
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Drink happy thoughts.
It’s worth a shot.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Snow thank you.
Distill my beating heart.
She has high elf-esteem.
I call the shots.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I whale always love you.
It's ice to meet you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
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