Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
You snow the drill.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Fir sure.
I “lub” you.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I’m fondue you.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
You’re my soul Santa.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Look for a rainbow connection.
"Just one hot chick."
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I whale always love you.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
I dig you a hole lot.
Sip, sip, horray!
I call the shots.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
I sulfur when you argon.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
"Happy eggster."
Yule be sorry.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Icy what you did there.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
You are spud-tacular.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
This is snow laughing matter!