Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
You have a pizza my heart.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
I sulfur when you argon.
"That's all, yolks."
Up to snow good.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
"You're a real good egg."
You’re my pot of gold.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
"Just one hot chick."
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
He’s an elf-made man.
People are always after me lucky charms.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I fence-y you.
Resting Grinch face.
You shamrock my world.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
I dig you a hole lot.
I’ll never fir-get.
I only have ice for you.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
"Eggs love you."
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
You’re the queen of my heart.
We like to paddy.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
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