"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Rebel without a Claus.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Birch, please.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
I'm pine-ing for you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
This is snow laughing matter!
You snow the drill.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Sip, sip, horray!
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
I’m elf-taught.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Cutest clover in the patch.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
"You can't beat me."
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
A round of Santa-plause, please.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I'm snow bored.
"You're a real good egg."
I only have ice for you.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
"Just don't carrot all."
The pint’s the limit.
This is snow laughing matter!
Wear green, or leaf.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
You are un-beer-lievable!
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Distill my beating heart.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
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