I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Cutest clover in the patch.
I dig you a hole lot.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
He’s my pinch charming.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Deja brew all over again.
"What an egg-citing day."
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Snow thank you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
"You make me egg-static."
Let’s take an elfie.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
You’re brew-tiful!
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I'm snow bored.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
People are always after me lucky charms.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
I'm Claus-trophobic.
My love for you simply radiates.
Make it rein.
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