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What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
I loaf you.
"For peep's sake."
Resting Grinch face.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Treat yo'elf.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
You snow the drill.
Yule be sorry.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
That look soots you.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
I dig you a hole lot.
"Some bunny loves you."
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
You’re my soul Santa.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
There’s no reason to wine about you.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”