Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
"Just one hot chick."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I think I found my perfect match
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Snow thank you.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
He’s my pinch charming.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Let’s make some pour decisions.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
It's ice to meet you.
I have the final sleigh.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Shake your shamrocks.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
I sulfur when you argon.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Who’s your paddy?
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Dublin’ the fun.
"Having a good hare day."
Say it ain’t snow.
Look for a rainbow connection.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
I dig you a hole lot.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
We’re in a-green-ment.
"Some bunny loves you."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
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