What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
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