What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
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