What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
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