Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
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