What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
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