What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
I like you a latte.
Girls just wanna have sun!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
It’s a winterful day!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
I beacha miss summer already!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Water you doing, my friend?
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
That’s a-may-zing!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
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