After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
How Rudolf you to say that!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
I beacha miss summer already!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
The weather outside is snow joke.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.