Variety is the ice of life.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
After all is sled and done.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Water you doing, my friend?
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
That’s a-may-zing!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
I only have ice for you!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
We've reached the point of snow return.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.