Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
I only have ice for you!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
I like you a latte.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Icy what you did there!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
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