Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
I like you a latte.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Can I Alp you?
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Skiing is believing!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Water you doing, my friend?
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
After all is sled and done.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
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