What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
After all is sled and done.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
It was mitten in the stars.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Icy what you did there!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Skiing is believing!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
We've reached the point of snow return.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
I only have ice for you!
It’s a winterful day!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
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