Variety is the ice of life.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
After all is sled and done.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Icy what you did there!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
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