Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Skiing is believing!
Whatever coats your boat.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
I only have ice for you!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
It’s a winterful day!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Don't even chai.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
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