See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
I'm acorn-y person.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
I like you a latte.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
After all is sled and done.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Skiing is believing!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Icy what you did there!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Water you doing, my friend?
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
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