That’s a-may-zing!
Can I Alp you?
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Whatever coats your boat.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
The weather outside is snow joke.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
I'm acorn-y person.
Icy what you did there!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
That was thaw-some!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
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