Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Don't even chai.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
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