What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Variety is the ice of life.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
We've reached the point of snow return.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Whatever coats your boat.
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