Girls just wanna have sun!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Whatever coats your boat.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Don't even chai.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Water you doing, my friend?
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Icy what you did there!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Variety is the ice of life.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!