I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
It was mitten in the stars.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
I only have ice for you!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Variety is the ice of life.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
After all is sled and done.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Girls just wanna have sun!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
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