There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
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