I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
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