How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
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