What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”