I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
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