I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
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