My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
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