Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
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