What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
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