Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
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