What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
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