Metaphors be with you.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Writers have great climaxes.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Do you comma here often?
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Practice safe text: use commas.
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