Practice safe text: use commas.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Do you comma here often?
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Metaphors be with you.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Writers have great climaxes.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence