What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Metaphors be with you.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Writers have great climaxes.
Do you comma here often?
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
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