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Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Practice safe text: use commas.
The comma sutra makes grammar sexy.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Writers have great climaxes.
Metaphors be with you.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Do you comma here often?
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.