Writers have great climaxes.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Do you comma here often?
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Metaphors be with you.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.