Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Do you comma here often?
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Writers have great climaxes.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Metaphors be with you.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?