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The comma sutra makes grammar sexy.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Writers have great climaxes.
Metaphors be with you.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Do you comma here often?
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.