Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Metaphors be with you.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Broken pencils are pointless.
Writers have great climaxes.
Do you comma here often?