What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Practice safe text: use commas.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Writers have great climaxes.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Metaphors be with you.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Do you comma here often?
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
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