Writing Puns

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What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Metaphors be with you.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Writers have great climaxes.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Practice safe text: use commas.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Do you comma here often?
The comma sutra makes grammar sexy.
Broken pencils are pointless.
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