Mothers are wonderful, and like everything else, they do puns just right.

I once pranked my mom and told her that I had lyme disease
I still had a few ticks up my sleeve
I had a real problem when your mom got rid of that crooked chair my dad made.
I don't know why, it just never sat right with me.
If your mom slaps you with high frequency -
It Hertz
When Dumbo’s mom was pregnant, no one would talk about it.
It was the elephant in the womb.
My mom told me to stop singing "Im a Believer" because it was annoying.
At first I though she was kidding...Then I saw her face.
My mom is a metalurgist
I asked her the other day: "Which metal do you prefer to work with? Gold or silver?"

She said: "Either ore."
My mom's sister once mistook Ritalin for aspirin...
It really upped the aunty!
Mom was a milk maid and dad worked the meat grinder at the local butcher. When they got married they took their vows very seriously.
They really meant it was for butter or for wurst.
What did James Bond’s mom say as she was giving birth?
"I’ve been expecting you, Mr. Bond."
I could borrow the step-stool from my mom, OR i could go buy something taller.
I prefer the ladder.
What does a Turkish kid say to his mom when he needs to do chores in the summer:
I dont’t wanna do it, it’s sho warm ma!
I showed my mom my report card, she said that she needed to see more A's
My mom said I have no sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “It’s not working. I can’t take it any more. I’m going to my mom’s.”
I opened the fridge door, the light came on, the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?
I was talking to my friend and he asked me, “As a young boy was your mom strict with you?” I told him, “To be honest,...
“ mother was never a young boy.”
These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns. Tam-puns
What do you call it when all your mother's sisters gather at a funeral to avenge your death?
Vigil aunties.
My mother always laughed at me when I told her my dream was to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should of seen her face when I drove pasta.
My mother likes to tell people when I was little that I told her I loved her alphabet soup.
I didn’t, she just likes putting words in my mouth.
What did the young Toyota say to his mother when she asked what he wanted for dinner?
Taco ma
A mother mountain says to her moody teenage mountain “don’t you give me that altitude!!”
I'm so glad our Billy inherited his mother's intelligence
...and I got to keep mine.
My mother always used to say "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"
Nice lady and all, I truly loved her, but a terrible surgeon.
What did the Indian kid say to his mother when she left India?
What do you call a parallelogram that's also your parent's mother?
A parallelogramma
What is a frustrated mother’s favorite month?
I SAID NO-vember.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."
Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."
My mother-in-law dropped her iPhone in the toilet...
I told her, "there's a CRAP for that."
How can you tell if a tree is older than your mother?
It'll be covered in grandmoss.