Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
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