What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
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