What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
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