All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
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