Turtle Puns

Welcome to our TURTLE PUNS! These puns are turtle-y hilarious! Don't get shell-shocked!

What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.

I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
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