Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
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