Welcome to our TURTLE PUNS! These puns are turtle-y hilarious! Don't get shell-shocked!

What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.