Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.