Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
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