Welcome to our TURTLE PUNS! These puns are turtle-y hilarious! Don't get shell-shocked!

Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.