My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
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