You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
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