Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.