What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
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