A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
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