Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
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A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
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