I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
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