Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
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