Pun Puns

Yes, it DOES exist, this is the infamous Pun Puns section! It may mess with your head...

Do you have something against puns?
No, I'm not homophonic!
WOOD you tell give some wood puns?
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
Me: "I Excel at it."
Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word."
What's a pun's best trait?
His pun-ctuality!
Why did the two puns go to camp together?
They wanted to be pun-kmates!
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
If you can think of a better fish pun than me
Then let minnow.
There’s a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.
Now’s when you ask: where’s the punchline?
Did you expect to laugh at puns?
No, but they've groan on me!
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
Some say that puns aren't very funny, while others take them very seriously...
I guess the one thing we can all agree on is that puns are no joke.
Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Number.
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
How do knights communicate?
They use chain mail.
What do you call a broken can opener?
A can't opener
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
I've already heard seven cancer puns today.
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign.
Why do thieves have a hard time understanding puns?
Because they take things literally!
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention!
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
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