Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Number.
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
What's a pun's best trait?
His pun-ctuality!
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
I've already heard seven cancer puns today.
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign.
What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention!
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
Why do thieves have a hard time understanding puns?
Because they take things literally!
Did you expect to laugh at puns?
No, but they've groan on me!
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
If you can think of a better fish pun than me
Then let minnow.
What do you call a broken can opener?
A can't opener
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
There’s a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.
Now’s when you ask: where’s the punchline?
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
WOOD you tell give some wood puns?
Why did the two puns go to camp together?
They wanted to be pun-kmates!
Some say that puns aren't very funny, while others take them very seriously...
I guess the one thing we can all agree on is that puns are no joke.
How do knights communicate?
They use chain mail.
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
Me: "I Excel at it."
Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word."
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
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