In prison, people need all the sense of humor they can get! So here are some hilarious prison and prisoner puns for your amusement!

Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mug shot? A cellfie.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Where can you find a bunch of clowns who deserve to be in jail? Silly Con Valley.
A prisoner was released from jail, he shouted "Yay I'm free I'm free!" A little boy yelled "So what I'm 4 I'm 4!"
What's an inmates favorite food? Cellery.
What distinction does OJ hold in jail? He's the first inmate with a retired number.
Why did the credit card go to jail? It was guilty as charged.
What's an inmates favorite place to hangout? At the bars.
What do you give prisoners for dessert? Jaily-Beans.
Who never minds being interrupted in the middle of a sentence? A convict.
Why is Facebook like jail? You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you really don't know.
What's a prisoners favorite building materials? Steal n cement.
Why was the parrot in prison? Because it was a jail-bird.
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
Why can't inmates read a clock? Because it's hard time.
How many prison guards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just beat the room for being black.
Why did the belt get arrested? Because he held up a pair of pants. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
What's an inmates favorite fishing equipment? Jail bait.
What do you call a famous inmate? A cellebrity.
How do people stop being crooks? They straighen themselves out!
Why won't prison life be much different from playing for the Bills? OJ will still have big guys opening holes for him.
What's an prisoners favorite battery? Duracell Why are inmates so angry all the time? Cause they have bad cell service.
Why do prisoners have PTSD? Cell Shock.
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.