The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
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