Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
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