The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
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