What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
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