Animals and puns are two terrific things. Put them together and things get really punny!

What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making
by making you an otter you can't defuse.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama dairy.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do you call a maternal Turkish robot water weasel?
An Ottoman otter-mom automaton.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
In the Camel Kingdom, the king and his family live in the Camelot castle.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
A Zebra said to a Lion “Let’s swap roles for a while."
The Lion said “ I’m game!”.
Why did the chicken go to the zoo?
To get to the otter slide.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
"How much did you have to drink?"
"About a birds worth."
"You know, toucans."
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.