Animals and puns are two terrific things. Put them together and things get really punny!

A spider saw a car he liked at the dealership and decided to take it out for a spin.
A spider crawled under my keyboard a few minutes ago.
Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.
What do you call a spiders child?
An arach-kid.
What does Spider-man become when he joins the circus?
an aracnobat.
What do you call a spider with ten eyes?
A spiiiiiiiiiider.
Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?
Because they have so many legs.
How tall is a spider?
Eight foot.
My son wanted a pet spider but they're to expensive.
I told him I'll get him one off the web.
A spider called a tech support office.
He needed help connecting to the web.
How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
Why did the spider crawl up the elephants leg the second time?
It got pissed off the first time.
What’s a spiders favorite barbecue food?
Corn on the cobweb.
What do you call Spider-Man at his full potential
Petest Parkest.
What to spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
I killed a spider with soap
He got a clean death.
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, he’s a web designer.
My sister asked me for some spider puns.
I told her to look them up on the web.
What do you call a shrimp hit by a car?
Road krill.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Why can’t you screw with whales?
because they hump back.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.
The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together.
It was toucan fusing.
Wife: would you get me those two cans from the top shelf?
Me: I don't see any toucans in here.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
What birds should you recycle?
Can birds sell cereal to children?
I don't know if one can, but toucan.
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
Can one tropical bird change a lightbulb?
No, but toucan.