If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What do you call a handsome seal?
Mr. Seal Yo Girl.
Where do you find giant snails? At the end of giants fingers!
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say...
Unless you're Chinese. Then it's 'squirrel'.
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
Why do fish swim in schools?
Because they can't walk.
Accidentally ran over a French seal today .
Phoque.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
What do you give a sick snake?
Asp-rin.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you call the worlds tallest mosquito?
Himalarya.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
They flipper coin!
What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?
A License To Krill.
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
What breed of dog always gets cold?
A Bichon Freeze.
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What was the snail doing on the highway? About one mile a day!
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?
A flightoplankton.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What did the clean dog say to the dirty dog?
Long time no flea.
Go to BabaMail
