What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
How do baby chickens dance?
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
What do chickens grow on?
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What hotel do mice stay in ? The Stilton
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Why does a brontosaurus have a long neck? Because it's feet smell.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!