Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
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