How do fish play the drums?
With Fish Sticks.
What do you call a fish that floats on the surface?
Bob.
What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A pirates favorite fish is a swordfish!
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
Which sea creatures cry the most?
Whales!
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
Why did the fish cross the road?
The chicken had the days off!
Where do fish save their money?
In the river bank.
Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
What did the fish say to the other fish? Pucker-fish!
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of the school.
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
What kind of fish do you find in a bird cage?
A perch!
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
Which day do fish hate the most?
Fry-day.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
‘I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!’
What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall?
Dam!
How do fish get high?
Seaweed.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed, and sometimes they vacation at the river bed.
Why couldn’t the clownfish buy a house?
The fish could not buy a house because he didn’t have an-e-mon-e!
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A monkfish.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put the fish in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner.
What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!
What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?
They can't be deboned.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed.
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
I went fly-fishing yesterday.
All I caught was two bluebottles.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
What kind of fish will help you hear?
A herring aid!
How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With tentacles!
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
What would you call a jellyfish combat veteran?
A man o' war.
What are the fastest fish in the river? The motor-pike with a side-carp!
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
I’m off the hook!
Where do fish go to watch movies?
At the dive-in.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!
Do you know where you take a sick squid?
To the doctopus.
What fish are at the zoo?
Lion fish!
My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said, “Quick, pee on it!” So I peed on it and said…
“That’s for stinging my wife!”
Did you hear about the crab who went to a seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel.
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
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