What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?
They can't be deboned.
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?
A flightoplankton.
What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall?
Dam!
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A FSH.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!
I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast.
I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.
Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
Why do fish not like computers?
Because they are worried about getting caught in the Inter-net.
What did the fish say to the other fish? Pucker-fish!
What’s the easiest way to catch fish? Have someone throw it at you!
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
What is the funniest fish in the sea?
A clownfish.
My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said, “Quick, pee on it!” So I peed on it and said…
“That’s for stinging my wife!”
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