What did the fish say to the other fish? Pucker-fish!
Where do fish stay on a campsite?
Fish stay in tentacles while they are camping!
Do you know where you take a sick squid?
To the doctopus.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of the school.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
Why couldn’t the clownfish buy a house?
The fish could not buy a house because he didn’t have an-e-mon-e!
What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A blue whale!
What are the fastest fish in the river? The motor-pike with a side-carp!
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
Why are mice afraid of the water?
Because of catfish.
How do you make a goldfish old?
Take away the “G”!
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
I went fly-fishing yesterday.
All I caught was two bluebottles.
How do fish get high?
Seaweed.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
I’m off the hook!
What do you call a fish that floats on the surface?
Bob.
What is the most expensive kind of fish?
The goldfish.
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Which day do fish hate the most?
Fry-day.
Which sea creatures cry the most?
Whales!
What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?
A flightoplankton.
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