A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
How do fish play the drums?
With Fish Sticks.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What did one fish say to the other?
If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
Why do fish not like computers?
Because they are worried about getting caught in the Inter-net.
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
There was a fight at the fish restaurant last night.
Two haddock got battered.
What is the funniest fish in the sea?
A clownfish.
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Why do fish swim in schools?
Because they can't walk.
Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
Why did the fish cross the road?
The chicken had the days off!
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
How do fish get from place to place while playing golf?
With a golf carp,
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
Which fish is the most famous? The starfish.
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
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