Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
Where do fish stay on a campsite?
Fish stay in tentacles while they are camping!
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of the school.
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale.
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
Why was the whale so sad?
The fish was said because he was a Blue whale!
What fish perform at the circus?
Clown fish!
Did you hear about the crab who went to a seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel.
Which fish is the most famous? The starfish.
Why do you bring fish to a party?
You bring fish to a party because they go well with chips!
What did one fish say to the other?
If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
Why are fish so smart?
They are always in schools!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Fish take Vitamin Sea to stay healthy!
Which day do fish hate the most?
Fry-day.
Why do fish swim in schools?
Because they can't walk.
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
How does a group of sea turtles make a decision?
They flipper a coin.
What fish are at the zoo?
Lion fish!
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster.
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