What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.