What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
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