What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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