Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
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