What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
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