Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
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