What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!