What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
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