How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
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