What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore