What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
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