What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
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