What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
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