Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
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