What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
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