Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
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