What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
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