How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
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