What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!