What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
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