What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
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