What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
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