Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
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