Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
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