What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Two fruit flies are out for dinner.
I'm really enjoy this date...”
“Yeah, but it’s only half rotten.”
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
Her pet-degree.
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
Which fish is the most famous? The starfish.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
How did the sheep farmer become best in his field?
Shear luck.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?
A boar constrictor.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
The worst part about being a giraffe…
Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What’s the difference between a fly and an eagle?
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession?
hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
What would you call a jellyfish combat veteran?
A man o' war.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
A spider crawled under my keyboard a few minutes ago.
Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Some see a puddle of mosquito larva.
I see a pool of enbitenment.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What does a ghost panda eat?
BamBOO!
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
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