What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What’s the difference between a gross bus stop and a crab with large breasts?
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of the school.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What to spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
The farmer cried wolf when all his three pigs were mauled by the jungle wolf.
Dolphins don't have accidents.
They do everything on porpoise.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
What's it called when a buffalo turns two hundred years old?
A Bisontennial!
Someone told me that it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they could knit!
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
"Swarm."
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
When the wolf stood on the grape, the latter said nothing but let out a little bit of a wine.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
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