Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What happened when the dog ate a firefly?
He smiled with de-light
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
A weeping camel is known as a humpback wail.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
My wife and I have been having trouble communicating. We decided to take a walk when we passed a farm. She said "awww, babe look at the sheep."
"No, ewe." I said.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
I've just got a new job as a nursery rhyme cow.
I'm over the moon.
Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal.
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What did the llama get when he graduated school?
A dipllama.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
Just a buffalo laying down, bisoness as usual.
Why should you never throw a snake like a boomerang?
Because it’ll come back to bite you.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What did the Inuit say to to Englishman After he wanted some seal?
"I've got Nunavut."
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did the snail say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
If a monkey has thirty bananas in one hand and forty bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
Very big hands.
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