What style of classical music do sheep most enjoy?
Baa-roque
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
I invented a device that can stop a snake in its tracks.
It's made of asphalt.
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
I wanted to catch a squirrel but I didn't know how.
So I decided to climb a tree and act like a nut.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama dairy.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Why did the fish cross the road?
The chicken had the days off!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet smell.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?
It was Panda-monium.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What kind of aquatic animal thinks you did a good job?
The seal of approval.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What has 6 legs, red hair, and flies?
No, seriously. This thing is scaring the heck out me.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
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