What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What kind of monkey likes seafood?
A shrimpanzee.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe?
Because it’s a tall order.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What did the dolphin detective say to his partner?
Something smells fishy!
I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.
I'm a gnatural born killer.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
How do fish get from place to place while playing golf?
With a golf carp,
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
How do you get yarn out of a snake?
Wait until it sheds its skein.
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
What do you drive in a river? An otter-mobile.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
Psychologist: What brings you here today?
Squirrel: I realized I am what I eat….. Nuts.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
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