How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.