What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
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