What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
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