What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
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