What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
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