Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!