How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
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