What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
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