How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
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