What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
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