I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
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