What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
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