Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
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