What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
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