What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.