How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
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