Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.