We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.