Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.