Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
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