How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
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