What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
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