We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
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