What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
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