A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
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