Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
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