A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
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