We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
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