I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
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