Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.