How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
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