A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
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