What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
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