My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
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