What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
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