Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
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