A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
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