What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
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