On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
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