People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.