Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?
Pulled pork!
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
If pigs learned to fly, would the price of bacon skyrocket?
skyrocket
Why was the pig a pathological liar? It’s a porcine-ality disorder.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
What’s the super-confusing way that pigs say I love you? “I a-boar-you.”
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
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