What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
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