What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
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