Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
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