What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
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