Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
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