Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
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