I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
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