Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
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